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	Such claims have often been made, & always been false,
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	often lazy human, not thinking.
  
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  We still provide the free robot service to [un]subscribe 
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  By now you owe us:
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If You Are Tempted To Bitch :
   It will only harm you, parading yourself as lazy & foolish & mea.
   It will not get you what you want, so don't waste your time & ours,
   instead spend that time learning to use the free robot.
   It's now recognised:
	~Better to force people to learn to fish,
	 & let them tell others how to fish,
	 than to fish for all those too lazy to fish.~
    Why we gave up wasting our time helping individuals free of charge:
	We long ago had to abandon the model of working free of
	charge, servicing hundreds of people's personal subscription
	wishes, because ever more people then requested more changes,
	& the word went round to friends of friends: "Don't bother
	to think or learn, just be another dumb pain in the anus
	to the list owner - It's so much easier to get abusive &
	remain stupid, than bother to use brain & Learn"
    Hence even if it might be less work for us to unsubscribe you
    manually, we will not do it. We do not owe you, you us the time
    to go learn to use the robot !

For Non Technologists:
   Each week Non technologists use the robot succesfully, its not hard.
   You just need to Think, try it a few times.

For logical thinking proefessionals,
    eg computer programmers & consultants / engineers / scientists
    etc, Especially you folk should not complain, ( or do you want
    to expose yourself as incompetent & more clueless than non
    technolgists who use the robot succesfully.
      
For Busy Professionals WHo Don't Have Time To Learn:
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    & _also_ has no time for you, so either go learn the free robot,
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