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Julian H. Stacey - Standard Replies

Please Do Not Mail Me ! - Do Not Wait For A Reply !
Save us both time - My Standard Replies Here

Standard Replies

  • Automatically sorted in header "Subject:" order.
  • In Simple Ascii Email Format.
  1. Alert: Phishing, Attempted Bank Net Fraud. Please report them to police.
  2. Alert: Registrar, Terminate domain ___ please.
  3. Alert: Your Servers Listed To Receive Counter Attacks as deterent to abuse.
  4. Alert: Your web dead. Offer of domain hosting fallback.
  5. Info: CDROM Media Error Report.
  6. Info: CV/Resume Order: How Not To Compete For Work In Germany.
  7. Info: Editor, Which One On Unix ?
  8. Info: Linux certificates usually red herrings.
  9. Info: Metric Prefixes.
  10. Info: Named / Bind / Name Resolver config FAQ.
  11. Info: Nuisance phone calls - Null messages on an Answerphone ?
  12. Info: Ski Form Acknowledgement.
  13. Info: UPS Batteries Internal Resistance
  14. ISP, Black Hole Listed, Refusal to trace & block a spammer customer.
  15. ISP, Include English In Your Standard Reply
  16. ISP, Please Report Your Customer To Police
  17. ISP, rr.com harbours more spammers
  18. ISP, Spam With Full Headers appended.
  19. ISP, Your Spammer customer criminally endangers your business.
  20. No Automatic Replies Allowed To Mail List or List Owner.
  21. No Charsets, ie no national alphabets eg German with Umlauts
  22. No Chinese Charset="gb2312", Rejected.
  23. No Facebook
  24. No Flash - It Cripples Your Web Site.
  25. No Flash To Me
  26. No Forwarding by me. Subscribe your sender address.
  27. No Free Support, Buy Support for BSD, Unix, Linux, Internet etc.
  28. No German From Me - Or Not Enough ? - Why Don't I Speak More ?
  29. No German From You Unless It's Your Native Language, I'm English.
  30. No German language at our beer garden events.
  31. No German Subscription, I did Not subscribe In German.
  32. No Mail Formats
  33. No Mail In HTML, It Dumps You With Spam.
  34. No Mail In Microsoft Formats, Mail Rejected Unread.
  35. No Mail Via HTTP Web Pages, Mail Rejected.
  36. No Microsoft Used Or Wanted.
  37. No Moaners To Organisers
  38. No RBL Server
  39. No Spam From Me, My address Was Faked.
  40. No Subscription Requests, Do It Yourself.
  41. No Tickets In Advance Distribution For Wine Fests !
  42. No Time To Help Sorry, Esp. No Time For Subscription Address Changes.
  43. No Verbose Footer, Terms Rejected.
  44. No Virus Warnings To Me.

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